@Shojahan From the things you say, I would think you to be one of the less intelligent people, judging by not only your seemingly strong aversion to Shakespeare, but also your tendency to put down those who view things differently from you. You’re the type that shuts out anything that doesn’t appeal to you or agree with you, with an unwillingness to be a bit more open-minded and really put forth good effort to evaluate and think critically. You, sir, are a blind and pretentious person.
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this is one of the best lightsaber battles ive seen outside the official star wars films loades it from an out of the way site and so no credit for me i jus hope u ppl get to see it
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June 6, 2010
@Shojahan Your first sentence is correct, but saying “Lean how not to fight girly style with one limp hand behind your back like a mincy little fairy” is a bit contradictory. Making a comment of that caliber is hardly critiquing, but moreso being a blunt and bitchy troll, really.
June 6, 2010
@Shojahan Actually, after seeing your original comment, I searched for and watched the original video so I could give a comparison. So yes, I’ve seen the video, and although they may appear to be more “skilled”, I think these two managed to capture their lightsaber fight a bit better, and I just generally enjoyed it more than the other video. The picture quality is much better, and the fight doesn’t drag on like Art of the Saber; it’s just immesely less bland.
June 6, 2010
@bassman7530 Anything made for entertainment is a valid item for critique. Especially if your posting it on Youtube for others to supposedly applaud. And especially because they’re clearly trying to compete with their more adept rivals. If it really is just for fun, then keep it yourself. If you’re seeking validation, then only show it to your Mum&Dad who’ll tell you how talented and clever you are. But what’s your stake in the Bassman; you his girlfriend or something?
June 6, 2010
@bassman7530 Listen Mr Anyways, reading Shakespeare doesn’t make you intelligent -it makes you a pretentious twit. It takes minimum literary understanding to realize that some Elizabethan era full-of-himself fuckwit who is worshipped by intellectual tossers that have yet to outgrow their self-gratifying obsession with the human condition has jack-all of relevance to contribute to the modern world. Either you’re in this same category or your literacy has yet to reach minimum level too.
June 6, 2010
@bassman7530 I’ll be kind by giving you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re trying to be funny, because otherwise that is the dumbest thing that’s ever been said. In case you are being serious 1)Have you actually seen their video? 2) Are you saying this swordfight (or any other) isn’t fake?!
June 6, 2010
@Shojahan You act like you are some expert swordsman, picking out as many flaws as you can find in their technique and styles in the video. You realize they made this video simply for entertainment, right? It’s meant to be flashy and interesting, not necessarily perfected or serious. I doubt they are trying to display any real sword skills, and as such, shouldn’t be criticized for it.
June 6, 2010
@Shojahan I find it funny you have such an aversion to Shakespeare. I can’t blame you, though; it takes quite some capacity to understand and appreciate such writers. Not to mention you don’t seem like the very clever type in the first place, so I’m sure you’ve kept yourself from reading any intelligent pieces of literature anyways.
June 6, 2010
@Shojahan Those two asian guys might be more skilled at creating fake swordfights, but the choreography and quality of this video far surpasses theirs. This video is much less bland, and the flow of movement makes the fight much more interesting and exciting to watch.
June 6, 2010
@Awesomness14 It’s the way they’re taught to do it at the faggy ballerina school where they learnt to swordfight. The purpose of it is for the benefit of those who are extra unco-ordinated so that they don’t fall off balance because the weight of the swords and fall over (these are supposed to be lightsabres though – how much does light weigh?!) If you’ve seen shakespeare movies with the homos wearing tights and their pointy swords, you might have seen this poncey style of flailing about.
June 6, 2010
@sommersound You’ve already been embarrassed by everyone else’s far superior light sabre fight s on youtube, especially the two asians (double embarrasment being inferior to asians!) so why would you want to be humiliated more? Learn how not to fight girly style with one limp hand behind your back like a mincy little fairy and then maybe you’ll have something to say.
June 6, 2010
@Shojahan I’d like to see you do better.
June 6, 2010
why did the guy put his hand behind his back
June 6, 2010
the asian guys who did ‘art of the saber’ would cut you two tossers in half within five seconds, and why are you fighting with one hand behind your back? What do you think this is? Some frou-frou prima spada?
June 6, 2010
that was epic fail at the end ^_^
June 6, 2010
Freak OUT!!!!
June 6, 2010
that was so cool well done
June 6, 2010
AMAZING! HOW DID YOU MAKE IT?
June 6, 2010
its cool but the dudes are such nerds lmao!!
June 6, 2010
great video love the ending but I think the sound is off by half a second other then that best light saber video I ever saw
June 6, 2010
lol muy bkn como isiste los efectos espesiales
June 6, 2010
lol nerds
June 6, 2010
That was awesome =)
June 6, 2010
Isn’t that the music from Dark City?
June 6, 2010
great final move!!!
June 6, 2010
How could u not know Darth Vader!!??? =O
June 7, 2010
I use this App in the dark!
June 7, 2010
@jeroliver why dont you fk off, people like you are just pissed all the time because something happened in your life like your parents got divorced or your girl friend dumped you. well i dont fking care about you and get over it you little pussy
June 7, 2010
@EpicGamer321 take some of your own advice and fuck off you little bitch. This video is a waste of bandwidth.
June 7, 2010
@jeroliver if his voice is annoying then click something else you dumbass. its not like your hands broken, move the mouse instead of fking complaining!
June 7, 2010
i went too crazy with it and i threw out in the window
June 7, 2010
u suck
June 7, 2010
lol this sucks… lame
June 7, 2010
no star wars wtf
June 7, 2010
LOL GAY
June 7, 2010
I dont umm get why this is umm funny.
June 7, 2010
if you say um again i’m going to kill jesus
June 7, 2010
fuck your voice is annoying. stfu
June 7, 2010
this app is good when u wanna have fun when u are bored
June 7, 2010
Maris Broad… lol xD
June 7, 2010
i like this app
June 7, 2010
Heheh cool now I can be a Jedi or a Sith!
June 7, 2010
My App Volt would be a perfect App to go with this! It creates 3D Jedi/Sith Lightning!!! Search for Volt in the App store
June 7, 2010
everyone has seen star wars!!
June 7, 2010
star wars sucks cock but this app is good
June 7, 2010
I agree.
June 7, 2010
not a star wars fan? go fucking die in hell
June 7, 2010
you can go to the apps store and go to featured, then scroll all the way down and there is a “Redeem” section. go there and type in the code carfully.
June 7, 2010
@AJTazesYou how do u upload the code?
June 7, 2010
With an itunes card. you can either have a physical card or have one uploaded or sent to you. just upload the code and spend away.












