Eddie Izzard Star Wars Cantina

you’re jeff vader!!!

the death star i run the death star.
whats the dath star?
this is the death star your in the the death star! i run this star
this is a star?
yes this is a fu**** star! i run it. I’m your boss
your mr. stevens?
who’s mr. stevans?
he’s head of catering!
im not head of catering!!!!!!!! lol

just saw him live tonight, worth the time out of my life to visit with his mind!!!

The guy ran more marathons in a few weeks than most of us lot put together. The guy ran a marathon.. A DAY, people usually train a whole year for one. He did no real training and managed like 50 odd. He’s a fucking legend of a man.

Excellent ! He dismisses claims that he is a male homosexual, saying he is “a straight transvestite or a male lesbian.” He has also described himself as “a lesbian trapped in a man’s body,” transgender, and “a complete boy plus half a girl !

Probably one of the best stand up bits of all time. I seen this over and over again and it is always funny. In his own way Izzard is right up there with Hicks.

Wat is that star?
That’s the death star.
What does it DO?
IT DOES DEATH!!!

lol best skit by Eddie ever!!!!!

@FridgeOfTheFuture
He’s a self described male lesbian

@FridgeOfTheFuture
tomboy means homosexual in filipino

This was rubbish. Did he/she just come on stage unscripted. This is piss poor.

@FridgeOfTheFuture hes not gay. Just pretty.

@FridgeOfTheFuture No hes not gay, he says in one of his acts that he likes women. But you are very right, he is incredible

@FridgeOfTheFuture ive heard different things from someone who said he was just a tranny, others say hes both and gay

@HaroldSaxson He has no kids

@FridgeOfTheFuture actually I saw him on Late Night w/ Conan O’Brien a few years ago and he described himself as “lesbian stuck in a man’s body”.

@McCoyARMY2009 Who runs around in trees, hiding his makeup in squirrel holes.

Hes not gay he has a family and kids

@HarleyQuinn249
Wasnt that the theme of the Comedy show – Gay and Lesbian Week

eddie izzard rules!

hahaha

@deeanne17 no he isnt he is cool

are you mr steven’s? he’s head of catering

@deeanne17 He is NOT gay, he’s a cross dresser. BIG difference. He still likes women… He’s a male lesbian basically.

the 107 twats who voted this thumbs dwn r crazy